| # | ИМЯ | СЧЕТ | ПИНГ |
| 1 | John Hemingway | 245 | 0 |
| 2 | Friar Lanz | 140 | 0 |
| 3 | Richard Jaycobs | 135 | 0 |
| 4 | Stien Himmler | 135 | 0 |
| 5 | Felix Legowski | 110 | 0 |
| 6 | Lou Costello | 110 | 0 |
| 7 | Homer | 95 | 0 |
| 8 | John Asswipe Austin | 90 | 0 |
| 9 | Peter Hetherington | 60 | 0 |
| 10 | Bud Abbott | 40 | 0 |
| 11 | Harry Scrotum | 15 | 0 |