| # | ИМЯ | СЧЕТ | ПИНГ |
| 1 | Lou Costello | 140 | 0 |
| 2 | Friar Lanz | 100 | 0 |
| 3 | John Asswipe Austin | 90 | 0 |
| 4 | Grigor Baindoerasjvili | 80 | 0 |
| 5 | Felix Legowski | 75 | 0 |
| 6 | Homer | 60 | 0 |
| 7 | Peter Hetherington | 35 | 0 |
| 8 | Harry Scrotum | 30 | 0 |
| 9 | Stien Himmler | 15 | 0 |
| 10 | Richard Jaycobs | 5 | 0 |
| 11 | Bud Abbott | 0 | 0 |